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Don't dress up for hoes

A defense for criticism accusing one of being sloppy, unattractive, or unprepared. It suggests that the upcoming event or people in it are not worthy of the effort, or outcome is bought and paid for.
"Is that what you are wearing to Thanksgiving dinner? You know my grandma will be there. At least take a shower!"

"Whatever man, I don't dress up for hoes."
by R. Lethe February 19, 2025
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ov hoe

Say ov hoe OV HOE then step this way step that way
by ShmeldaKakumba June 25, 2024
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hyp-hoe-crite

(noun) a hoe that can’t compare because she doesn’t compete
Becky is such a hyp-hoe-crite. She’s mad I wore booty shorts because she has a cottage cheese butt.
by DankestNight January 14, 2023
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Apex with the hoes

This is the exact definition of a fag and Emma should not partake in this.
If Emma play “apex with the hoes” she’s a fag.
by Nonapexlover September 3, 2022
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Hoe

The woman who pushed you out her loose ass pussy
by Topshotta56 October 28, 2022
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Vagina Hoe

noun: One that specializes in the vaginal branch of the "Hoe" profession. This craft has become so diluted by other types of "hoe-ing" (such as Butt Hoe) and poor Vagina Hoe skills (due to laziness) that a possible pending extinction of the profession has become a popular issue, going so far as to raising "Vagina Hoe Awareness" among its fans.

Love and respect for the dying art form has even resulted in a street (understandably) being named after the Vagina Hoe profession in La Quinta, California: Calle Vallejo (Spanish for Vagina Hoe Street).
Excuse me, Fake Andrew, do you serve any Vagina Hoes here? No? That's a shame. Don't you know about Vagina Hoe awareness? Respect the art.
by AyandesS, baby. Who else? December 12, 2012
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Hoe

The name hoe is the definition of a man who goes by Malachi. He swear he gets pusssy but really doesn’t😭. He is also a fuckboy only cares about the pussy but he gets none. He will fuck a nigga because he gets no pussy… He hangs around people who get pussy but he doesn’t. Also he a dub😭. Look like a blobfish😭.
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