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Urban Beyblade

When you decide that you've sunk low enough to purchase Urethral Beads, only to insert them and rip them out like a 4th grader playing with a Beyblade.
"Beyblade Beyblade let it ri-AAAUUUUGGHHH!"

"So I decided to play Urban Beyblade last night."
"How was it?"
"I'm throwing away my Urethral Beads"
"Ah."
by Drunken Bastard August 7, 2021
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urban dictionary

total shit for when you are becoming crappy
guy 1: lets go on urban dictionary!
guy 2: you are getting so crappy!
by peanut1234567 April 22, 2020
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Urban Lama

Urban Lama is the combernation of knowlage gained from a urban envioment with Buddist beliefs and practice of Dharma.
A Urban Lama Is a person wh understands the fundermental factors of life. i.e. Peace Love Kindness Shearing and so forth.
by Spiritual Guide April 1, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

Rude, idiotic, moronic, hate speech, nasty speech/meanings/definitions. Calling ppl by a persons real name(s) in ugly, hatful, gross words in their “so called” definitions. Pathetic, absurd, no good, moronic “dictionary”.
Urban Dictionary is the worst of the worst, in Defining slang; by having a real persons names, in their hate-speech definitions.
by BeKind12345 September 2, 2022
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Put that in Urban Dictionary

When you think of a sexual act so bapshit insane that it needs to be in Urban Dictionary.
"What if there was this sex move where you completely close a vagina with your dick. I'd call it the water bottle."

"Bro put that in Urban Dictionary"
by RandomRubbishRick November 20, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

WhAt'S TheEiS?Inception, that's what!

He whispers, "Urban Dictionary" over and over again, until seduction has been reached.
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Urban Dictionary Editors

Person 1: The faggatrons keep rejecting my definitions
Person 2: They must be to busy sucking on fat massive cock
Person 3: Y'all must be talking about the Urban Dictionary Editors
by autisti_arab December 19, 2021
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