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Youth Pastor Face

A young, usually white male, whose face reminds you of your childhood youth pastor. More specifically, hairless, manicured eye brows, rosy cheeks, tight skin on the face. Loves him some Jesus
I always left-swipe a youth pastor face.
by Tanya Cocoabutter March 13, 2015
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resting happy face

a person, usually a man, who naturally looks happy when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Gary is such a creeper. Nah, he's just got resting happy face.
by manwithanorangeforahead September 21, 2015
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intermediate meth face

Aka IMF. Some one who appears to be in transition from normal human face to full blown meth face. Usually the result of recent negative lifestyle choices including but not limited to meth use.
Dude what happened to Jenny? She looked good in high school but now she has intermediate meth face.
by Brokeninternets September 29, 2015
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O-Yogurt Face

The face you make when you're jizzing balls while screaming “I GOT SOME YOGURT FOR YA” as you come.
He yelled out, "I GOT SOME YOGURT FOR YA'" and the next thing I knew I was looking at his O-Yogurt face.
by RubyRBT October 31, 2018
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the blue-face blastoff

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“I guess you can use anything. I mean you can use an iPhone charger, shoelace, a necktie, a jump rope.”
He decided to do the blue-face blastoff and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.
by thericardo June 3, 2018
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Smiley Face Gang

A gang of people who have a smiley face drawn on their LEFT hand. These passive aggressive fucks will fuck you up. You accidentally dial the wrong number and they answer? Expect lactose in your smoothie tomorrow. You look at them the wrong way? They will take your news paper. Do not mess with them.
Damn, did you hear? Josh got targeted by the Smiley Face Gang. He also keeps telling me his newspaper never shows up.
by backboobies December 23, 2017
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sticky face mask

A sticky face mask is when you cum on a girl/boys face, wait until it dries, then have her/him peel it off.
The sticky face mask is really painful to peel off
by Jointlover 69 May 2, 2018
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