Double Blumpkin

Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.

Shelly gave me the steamiest Double Blumpkin on our Honeymoon getaway last week.

by Dinglebear April 30, 2022

Double Entendre

Lettuce in the olives

“Gotta get the lettuce out of the olives. There’s lettuce in the olives. That’s a double entendre”

by Publixguy May 1, 2022

Double wristing

The act of wearing two dee shiznit watches one on each wrist👊👊

Imma double wristing cuz I’m dee shiznit 2x”

by Rb85 May 1, 2022

double-dipping

When you join more than one voice call/channel on any social media platform (i.e. Discord) at one time to talk to two groups of people simultaneously. This is usually done on Discord by joining voice channels with the same account on two different devices.

Usually performed by people suffering from FOMO (fear of missing out) to avoid missing conversations they perceive as important to progress themselves sufficiently on the social hierarchy.

"Hey! Are you double-dipping on me? I can hear you talking to that chick Marissa on the other call y'know!"

by HentaiGrill May 2, 2022

double cheecked up

To have such a fat ass from no matter which position you take it is viewable.

That cat is double cheecked up gawd dam

by 2xcheeckmaster May 4, 2022

Double Dutch

A made up language in which an “op” is placed before every vowel sound.
tropee - tree
Tr op ee

Only 1 op because the “ee is one vowel sound.
Opi hopope yopou openjopoy lopernoping thopis lopanguaopage.

Hopellopo, thopis opis hopow yopou spopeak dopoboble doputch
Hello, this is how you speak double Dutch

by DeerTreehuggerlanguagelover May 6, 2022

Double barrel

Once at night, once in the morn. To guarantee you’ll get a spawn

I just double barrelled her bro!

by DisneyPLUS May 6, 2022