by Joey's Pseudonym December 10, 2022
Get the new animationmug. When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously
“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022
Get the new hampshire ski slalommug. by Young Jamal December 12, 2017
Get the New England Blizzardmug. by Big willy boy December 2, 2017
Get the The New Republicmug. a substantially improved prospect of life or use after rejuvenation or repair. Mainly used whenever someone is arguing with someone and they get all cranky
Zilkon: "Dont argue with me."
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"
by Utaken2underscores January 3, 2024
Get the New Lease On Lifemug. The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
Get the new jersey spongemug. A phrase said when someone tells you something new you never heard before, usually when it is about death or other shocking events.
by zdoesgaming March 4, 2021
Get the News to Memug.