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Fuck You Friday

The day after "Throwback Thursday," in which you don't care about people's posts on social media because you are sick of seeing pictures of douchebags from years previous.

The end of the week, and you are already mentally checked out of anything remotely having to do with work.
"I am sick of this TBT shit. I am ready to post a Fuck You Friday status telling people where they can go."

"Amy wanted me file those reports. I did right in the garbage can because it is Fuck You Friday!"
by The DGNR8's Domain July 24, 2014
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Salt you up

Making cuts all over an individuals body and then throwing salt over the cuts.
Ill salt you up motherfucker...
That bitch got salted up good.
by Adnan Khan (Biggie) May 26, 2008
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I appreciate you

“I appreciate you” is a polite of way of expressing your disgust with a particular object, situation or person. When utilized in this format, you leave the subject of your statement wondering why you were so polite when in reality you were simply telling them to fu*k off.
Boss: "What's wrong with you? Your results are horrible." Employee: "Thank you, I appreciate you."

Unkind Person: "You wear a 4x shirt, seriously?" Victim: 'Yes I do, I have a gland problem. I appreciate you."
by RetailWorld October 20, 2010
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Involuntary "You too"

When without realizing it, you respond with a "you too!" in a situation where it makes no sense.
Here's an example of an involuntary "you too" :

Zac - "Goin' to the psrty now, g'night sis!"
Dee - "You too bud!"
*awkward-ness*
by Homegrrl May 10, 2009
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Catch you on the flip.

A: I have to go
B: Alright, I'll catch you on the flip.
by RSTAR October 23, 2014
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Fuck you position

A "fuck you position" is a job that allows you to obtain enough sufficient capital funds strategically that your eventual wealth puts you in a position to tell your boss and/or his superiors "FUCK YOU", in the case that you get laid off or decide to leave for greener pastures.
"Hmmm... FUCK YOU", said Aaron, as he walked out of his boss's office after being given an important task vital to the company.

"Damn, kid! You have a great FUCK YOU POSITION!" exclaimed his friend Brian.
by boilermaker81982 December 21, 2016
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