country shit

Taking a massive shit, usually a slick greasy one. The shit just slides out. Content shits are also accompanied by rank farts and summer shot pains that can be controlled.

I drank so much last night it gave me the country shits!

by Chibby-Chubbs November 26, 2016

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shit brazy

“Slang for ‘crazy’ used by members of the Bloods gang.”

Oh I broke my phone shit brazy

by Jeykey January 22, 2018

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The evil bandits that shit in one's mouth over the course of a night, leading to the not-so-fresh feeling we all know as morning breath. The ninjas camp out longer after one participates in a night of drinking or other elicit activity.

Man, the shit ninjas really got me last night.

by the ham wallets March 28, 2012

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Power Shit

The act of of squeezing your turdcutter with so much force the poop flies out and makes a splashdown in the toilet/urnal.

"Dude, did you see him do that power shit?"

by TOApok December 26, 2011

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Shitting on Bridges

1. While with a friend(s), observing strangers, you view the person in a highly critical manner. Looking at their clothes, hair, shoes, people they're with, way they are nonverbally communicating, etc. in a critical and usually disapproving way. Thus to gain a fanciful, sophisticated, potentially tragic, back story for the person. Never meant to be said to the subject of focus's face.

2. Making fun of a person quietly (with friends), often while they are in the same room, party or bar.

3. Extremely negatively thinking of someone stemming just from their appearance.

1. "Last night, at the bar, this girl walked in with her fat boyfriend and, MAN, did we shit on her bridge."

2. If one of the friends participating knows the subject of focus: "Hey dude, quit shitting on my friends bridge!"

3. "Hey, what'd you do last night?" "Oh nothing, Sid and I were just out shitting on bridges..."

by SaucyBitch February 22, 2011

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