coconut nuts

When a guys nuts are so big they can be compared to coconuts.

"Danny has a pair of coconut nuts in dem jeans."

by don'tuseyourrealname558877777 August 26, 2013

nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.

Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.

Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..

Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.

by NutMagnet October 10, 2013

nut clacking

The act of sweeping ones nuts across a friend or enemies keyboard

Guy1: dude i just saw joe nut clacking your brother
Guy2: you sick fuck thats not cool

by dank-smoker32 October 20, 2013

Shit nuts

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.

Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.

by The great.. OMG its nearly 420 February 7, 2012

nut click

A nut sack that clicks when being jerked back and forth

Damn sharil stop jerkin, i got a nut click

by thee nutclick February 22, 2012

Grade A Nut

(1) An enthusiastic but insane person.

(2) One who is charismatic and engaging, but mentally incontinent.

(3) An aggressively foolish person.

He thinks that just because his roommate didn't clean up his belongings, he's justified in throwing them all in the trash! He's a "grade A nut"!

by BtotheBrown December 3, 2011

all up in your nut

to be all up on someone's boyfriend

Gurl, She all up in your nut!

by neidaysha December 27, 2011