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Sea monkeys

When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.
Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.
by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014
mugGet the Sea monkeysmug.
(v.)

Synonym for suicide.
Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
by Dinkywink June 17, 2021
mugGet the Run out of Monkey Bathing gifsmug.

Glass monkey

Autoglass technician who’s main concern is to get the job done as fast as possible. of vehicles to “stuff” the windshield and “forgetting” to grind down rust, as well as primer application. Usually leaving blue or green tape around the top and sides of the new windshield to hold it in place as the glue they use out of date and cheap. Frequently breaking molding clips and gluing them down to leave a headache for the next technician.A long knife is this mans best friend.
Damnit, these moldings aren’t coming off in one piece, some glass monkey must have been here
by Chipnorris September 29, 2021
mugGet the Glass monkeymug.

MONKEY SLAB

A very nice meal found in the heart of africa
click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"

click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
by monkeyslablicka February 12, 2024
mugGet the MONKEY SLABmug.

Monkeys on an Island

It refers to a friend group that's so close or tight that they tend to or want to date people inside thier friend group regardless of their relationship status. Which could cause drama and unwanted history.
Person 1: Wanna hang out with them more?

Person 2: Nah bro they have that monkeys on an Island relationship.

Person 1: Monkeys on an Island?

Person 2: They tend to date people inside their friend group. I don't feel comfortable being apart of that.
by kavinesh February 23, 2022
mugGet the Monkeys on an Islandmug.

cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.
My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.
by Domazz691 September 17, 2023
mugGet the cement monkeymug.

Baby Monkey Bum

A nickname given to a KK the Dj from 97.7 HTZ FM radio station by her partner. She's not crazy about it but she let the Facebook community know about it.
"Hey my baby monkey bum lets go out for dinner."
"I love my little Baby Monkey Bum, she's the best Dj out there."
by CSTAPLETON December 2, 2011
mugGet the Baby Monkey Bummug.

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