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friend war

When two people with the same friend want the friend more than the other and then a fight happens.
Angel likes me more. I AM STARTING A FRIEND WAR WITH YOU KAILEY!!!!
by Magmagirl360 September 30, 2019
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friend

that thing that follows you around and buys you shit, the walking piggybank, friends are shit and hate you but like you because you are bisexual, they are gay and like you, yet they act like donald trum/occasionaly obama.
the shit word for, severe cancer and aids with mental-disease
hi im your friend
you: dies of aids
by tescp May 8, 2019
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Making friends

Something impossible; the act of conversationing till you reach the unknown point of “friends”
Mom leave me alone I wanna be famous.

Ok just as long as you are making friends.
by HUDYURBUDDY January 4, 2024
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li'l friend

A shady, dismissive way to refer to someone's spouse or long-term partner, usually the second acquired after divorce or the death of the first, when you don't claim them, don't respect them, and know they're only tolerated because of their more powerful partner. It implies they're irrelevant without their spouse and temporary, and will disappear the moment their spouse dies or comes to their sense. You never refer to them as the "husband", "wife," or "partner", because they never earned their place. They will always be their little friend and will be referenced as such in the obituary.
You can put a crown Camilla Parker Bowles everyday of the week but she will be Pawpaw's, King Charles' li'l friend. I don"t care what her royal stationery says.
by Queen Auntie July 7, 2025
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Throw Your Fascist Friend Day

February 4th is throw your fascist friend day.
heyy buddy guesss what today is Throw Your Fascist Friend Day, time to chuck u threw the stratosphere:)
by coomconnoisseur February 3, 2022
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your best friend

Is your opposite.Instead of you he is a good,healthy and responsable person.He is very sociable and all people likes he.
You:Who is the best person you have ever met?
X: Your best friend
by youuoy November 15, 2021
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Fairweather friend

Someone who is your friend when the sky is blue, but disappears when it is gray.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
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