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fart after a tub fart?

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.

"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
You know like a fart after a tub fart? It's a little moist kiss.
by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023
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Fart

Some dumb dirty ratchet nasty shit dirty people like to do because they think it’s cute
🍑💨 auuaaaghhh that was a good one I just farted hahahaha
by Fart dookie poop litty bums September 12, 2019
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Massive trump fart

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.
ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.
by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020
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Lucas Butt Fart Bomb

this is when your little brother lucas goes to the bathroom at three a.m after eating nachos all night long and poops so hard he could clog seven toilets and a cat. this usually results in sending him off to an orphanage or area 51 while the rest of the world tries to clean up the nuke that just went off in that bathroom
bro my brother blew up the house last night after tacos! he really pulled a Lucas Butt Fart Bomb!
by bitchy ghastly whore January 24, 2023
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Fart

When your stinking lil dad farts up loudly... And you think it is a pig's fart...
my dad's fart smells awful
by fartinshit May 13, 2022
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fart

by saulgoodmanic January 8, 2023
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dick farting

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014
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