FART

a THING THAT COMES OUT OF UR BUTT OR UR BUTT CLAPPING FOR YOU!

Hey i farted
TMI BRO!

by IM A KIAN December 15, 2017

Fart Plow

when you pull out and it makes that farty sucktion noise.

Man she was so tight. Kept fart plowing all night.

by TiggleJam January 25, 2017

Kingdom farts

Something moon mom just tried to search that didn't exist on here

Luna searched Kingdom farts and found nothing. It was sad

by Talkohbell44 January 5, 2022

Fart Dart

When your fart comes out really fast, and smells bad, but does not make any noise

Ewww.... he made a fart dart

by Yellow jenkins February 8, 2017

Raw Fart

Raw Fart

When you fart so raw that Gordon Ramsey has to come in the bathroom to bitch-slap you off the toilet and yell “THATS’S SO FOCKING RAW”

Casual person: Ew, that smells like a raw fart
Gordon Ramsey: ITS SO FUCKING RAW

by Alfy Squigglebottoms January 20, 2018

fart slart

someone who is absolute royalty and is a little bit of a slag

Oh Aiden, he’s a total fart slart!

by octopus’s y May 9, 2022

fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

by QuacksO December 4, 2018