Cock Wrech

What idiotic british hippies who think there stoners try to be intelligent.

BH: Hey man im so high.
Guy: Stupid Cock Wrech.
BH: What?
Guy: Fucking idiot.

by Mutilation June 11, 2008

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ryan cocking

a man/woman, name ryan, who enjoys cock, ie meg ryan, ryan c.(famous new zealand hockey player) etc etc

"who is that?" reply:"ryan cocking"

by NOTgray August 16, 2009

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Cock wipe. This is what you do if you take a nasty shit but then you realize that there is no toilet paper to be found anywhere in the bathroom. It should be regarded as a last resort, and unlike what is suggested in example 2, an assisted cock wipe is NOT okay.

1) Shit, there isn't any toilet paper left...I better just do a cock wipe.

5 minutes later...shit, i have a tiny dick.

2) Guy 1: DuDe! Do you have any toilet paper in your bathroom?
Guy 2: (coming into the bathroom) Nah man, I got you covered though.
Guy 1: WHOA?!? what are you doing? Are you gay???
Guy 2: No, don't worry, it's just an assisted cock wipe.

3) Guy 1: You don't have any toilet paper in your whole house???
Guy 2: Nope, that's wasteful. I'm eco-friendly.

Guy 3: Huh?
Guy 2: Cock wipes.

by ziiiiiiiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaaaa September 18, 2009

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Cactus Cock

also known as CC when needing to be discreet regarding this issue, Cactuc Cock is when a male has a rather THICK penis and is constantly bringing female sex partners to bleed as a result of being too thick for the vaginal cavity.

"did you hear about brads cactus cock causing some more damage again last night? Thats three girls this month he has made bleed when they have sampled the cactus"

by mexican cactus November 21, 2009

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