by I don't say blah, blah, blah November 18, 2021
Get the Dyke bluemug. Assuming you're getting the real thing; "Blues" actually come in different colors/have different imprints. Like many prescription drugs, different drug companies make the same product. However, the most popular colors for "blues" AKA 'Roxy's' are blue and white. The active ingredient in these pills is OXYCODONE. All are the same size and shape. The actual blue pills have what resembles some sort of a "check mark", or weird looking letter "V" symbol on one side. On the other side of the blue pill is a straight line down the center, with the number 48 to the left of the line and the number 12 on the right side of the line. Blue pills DO NOT have an "M" anywhere on them... The white pills have a capital letter "M" inside of a square on one side (AKA 'The M Box') and the other side has a line with the number 30 above it. 30 representing the 30mg of oxycodone it contains. Unlike it's big brother OxyContin, or its little sister; Percocet, (which active ingredients are also Oxycodone Hydrochloride) "Blues" are IMMEDIATE RELEASE 30MG OF OXYCODONE. While OxyContin production has changed (due to the opioid epidemic) some of its doses far exceed the amount of Oxycodone in "blues". However, it's always been advertised and designed to work as an extended-release pain killer. Thus, you can't just take it orally and get super high in a matter of minutes the way you can with "blues." While Percocet normally has less than 30mg per tablet but is not immediate release.
Friend 1: got blues?
Friend 2: nah but my boy does... he just got his script filled.
Friend 1: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got paid. if you hook me up, I'll get you a couple.
Friend 2: SWEETNESS! I'm texting him right now. Within an hour we'll both be totally euphoric.
Friend 2: nah but my boy does... he just got his script filled.
Friend 1: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got paid. if you hook me up, I'll get you a couple.
Friend 2: SWEETNESS! I'm texting him right now. Within an hour we'll both be totally euphoric.
by BillyMia February 2, 2025
Get the bluesmug. Leftwing conspiracy theorists.
Blue Anon says we need two divisions of National Guard troops to guard against the rightwing hordes.
by Janes Madison March 7, 2021
Get the Blue Anonmug. by Candiiiiiiiiiii October 6, 2023
Get the Blue Wafflemug. Yummy! Blue Waffles!!!
by Bighunkyman August 25, 2021
Get the Blue Wafflemug. A common affliction among Smurfs.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
Get the blue ballsmug.