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News of the world

A nasty malicious gossip who aims to smear reputations and has nothing better to do than have her / his tongue wag until their lips and eyes drop off. Bothersome. Sad with no life of their own.
News of the World is here. Watch what you say. It be in the local rag before you can fart.
by GabbyJo November 13, 2023
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New York Sober

When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.
Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"
by veasman November 12, 2022
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zany good news

when listening to gospel during sex gives you the hardest orgasm.
The zany good news prepared the married couple for the week.
by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018
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Dogo News

Some crusty website that teachers assign work for you to do on. A complete waste of time and brain cells.
Yo, that Dogo News was hella crusty!
by mattcris4n June 6, 2019
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new york yanking

when you masturbate so much that you become gay
I think that the new york yanking made my friend gay he keeps caressing me
by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023
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New Moon Cup

When someone uses your New Moon cup as a toilet and leaves in in the shower for you to find.
Man.. I had no idea the sewer had such lore.

Just wait till you find out about the new moon cup
by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024
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New Jersey

So I know everyone hates on NJ, saying it’s too expensive, or smells like shit, but I live in North Jersey, (essex county) and honestly the only place that I can think of that smells like shit is the Meadowlands. We just got the mall, “The American Dream,” and once the retail stores open up, its boutta be real nice.

Also, no one fucking says, “Joisey,”
That probably comes from the massive amount of Italians (LET THE REST OF THE CULTURALS LIIIIVE WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ITALIANS IN NEW JERSEY I DONT UNDERSTAND) here. But not everyone is Italian, I’m actually Hispanic.

Okay, so the beaches, I’m gonna say it, are shit. The boardwalks, however, are amazing. Jenkingson is amazing. They have mini golf, an aquarium, the beach, (shocker) shower house, (which is free and you don’t have to pay) and also have a sick ice cream store. I’ve been there countless times and still want to go.

We have South, Central, and North Jersey. I live in the North section.

If you call Taylor ham “pork roll,” fuck off.
Most of the stereotypes aren’t true, (some are, like the green fucking ocean. I don’t understand why the ocean is goddamn green.) but if we say anything online, all states (including fuckin Rhode Island) will come over, so we never have the ability to say anything.
This was pointless to type out. I’m just sad I’m moving out of Fairfield in July. No more Taylor ham, egg, and cheese sandwiches 😔.
NJeyan: Yeah New Jersey is kinda nice...
NJeyan #2: Yeah. It’s amazing here. Fall weather is the best.
Any other state: hahahaha u guys smell hahaha ur overpriced hahahaha joisey
NJeyan: ah shit, here we go again...
by Lyzamar5305 April 24, 2020
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