Double standards

When females do something that is not the same with guys.

Girl talking to another girl: “OMG GURL UR GORGEOUS IF YOU HAD MEAT I WOULD EAT IT UP🤤🤤”
Guy talking to another guy: “MAN I WANNA SLAP U IN THE FACE WITH MY MEAT”
Girl: “EWW what the hell?”
Guy: i’m sorry ma’am now would you like turkey or ham?” -double standards.

by Realshit76 June 12, 2023

Double trouble

When your girlfriend is on her period and sick simultaneously. Often times the period comes with the sickness; depends on the female

Dan: Did you fuckyour girl last night?
Bob: No man. She has double trouble

Dan: Dammnn

by LiveAssMar October 25, 2018

Double S

Spartan supreme , Harlem Spartans

Double S , Double S that’s spartan supreme

by Harlemsupreme July 5, 2020

double tap

Double tap is a mechanic in Rocket league, it is used by many people
mostly golds try doing it and fail because they're complete trash

"Yo, i hit a double tap in rocket league!"
"damnn"

by probablydr1ft November 16, 2022

Double pump

When you and a friend take with you one girl each home and have sex on different roms

Do you join a double pump?
«Yea sure, i’ll bring my friend»

by Tøffelo September 25, 2018

double baked pastry

i hope this goes hard... feel free to ctrl + c and ctrl + v

hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024

double whammy

One person lays one their back , head tiltied chin up, and uses some sort of tin foil or bowl in their nose with flower or bud; then a second person lights the flower or bud and inhales through their mouth

Berkeley: Yo me and sammy did a double whammy last night and got high as balls
Mars: Thats so cool bro, maybe do it with me next time

by oopsies i did a whoopsies May 28, 2022