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Churham Double

In the complex world of Churham-spacetime physics, numeric values do not operate as expected within the rules set forth in the current real-world Einsteinian theory of General Relativity. The effects of gravity on particles, particularly of particles comprising beings exerting physical forces counter-acting the forces of gravity, are reduced significantly - often by up to 50% - of their Einsteinian General Relativity counterparts.

For theortical general calculation purposes, a Churham Double value is calculated using the following formula:

Cd = n * 2

Where Cd is the Churham spacetime value and n is the value as expressed within the parameters of general relativity's rules. However, in practice, the Churham Double calculation is nearly impossible to define accurately, as the outcome when converting between spacetime continuum rulesets is skewed by an inconsistent and ever-changing hyper-egofactor. The only consistent outcome that has been proven is that the Churham Double spacetime conversion ALWAYS results in a value significantly greater than the input.

It becomes clear, then, that any physical work that needs to be completed would benefit greatly from a conversion to Churham spacetime before starting said work, and converting back for convenience once said work is completed.
Person 1: "I did 100 squats today."
Person 2: "How did you count them?"
Person 1: "I used Churham Doubles."
by dudewad September 12, 2022
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Churham Double

In the complex field of Churham Physics, Einstien's theory of General Relativity does not apply uniformly, causing wild swings in predictive values. The phenomenon is caused by a yet unexplained gravitational warp, discovered in late 2021 by amateur scientists in the USA. While the two systems are at odds with one another, there is an accepted conversion formula between systems:

Cu = Su*2

*Cu = Churham Unit
*Su = Standard unit

The Churham Double system has little to no practical use. It is used to convert partial units of work into full units of work without adding extra energy to a system. Calculating the Churham Double is wildly difficult due to gravity fluctuations within the Churham Influence Field (CIF). The CIF is a defined area in space-time, in the vicinity of the geographic area in north-central NC, USA. The CIF oscillates in intensity based on time of year, reaching its zenith in September. Observed CIF intensity is reduced by distance from center at a rate equal to the inverse square law (1/d^2).

CIF intensity affect subjects differently, making the conversion formula impractical outside of theoretical scenarios. The true value of events relies entirely on variables such as time of year, subject succeptability, and, of course, the warp field's affect on standard gravitational forces. Cu units are overwhelmingly higher than Su units - up to double (thus the name). A Churham Double resulting in a value lower than its Su counterpart is a physical impossibility.
Person 1: "I did 900 squats this morning, in 45 minutes!"
Person 2: "Are you counting in Churham Doubles?"
Person 1: "Of course I am, don't be ridiculous."
by dudewad September 13, 2022
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