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Token White Guy

The clueless white mofo in an Asian country. These guys are usually seen in South Asian weddings as the bride/groom's foreign friends who entertain the rest of the guests by dancing like a monkey to Bollywood music. People usually find their naivety in a ruthless third world country adorable and is laughed at for his accent.
Ayesha: Man, that token white guy is fucking annoying.

Rajiv: He is trying so hard that its kinda sad.

Ayesha: Why the fuck is he even here?

Rajiv: That white boy needs to go home, he looks scared.
by NotTheMinority July 22, 2015
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White Eel of Shame

n. The "White Eel of Shame" is a seamen filled condom partially sticking out of a female's vagina.

v. The action of being "White Eeled"

Spitting White Eel of Shame requires a both a female, and a male companion. In most cases, the female must already be unconscious prior to being White Eeled. The male must either have sex with the female while she is conscious, or after she has fallen unconscious. The male must then climax into the condom. The male must then pull out. At this point, if the female is unconscious, the male must wait until the female has fallen asleep naked, legs spread. The male must then insert the condom backwards, into the vagina of the female, without the female becoming conscious. This allows for a great Kodak moment, and major kudos from friends.

The "Spitting White Eel of Shame" is reversing the condom.
Oh my god Jerry, someone gave me the white eel of shame last night and I still have no idea who it was... I'm such a slut.
by Chalk111 January 8, 2010
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white face draped

When a guy cums all over a woman's face after a blow job.
Did you see that woman get white face draped at that party last night.
by thinking out loud September 9, 2009
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White Mr Blobby.

Zoe Hembery is the White Mr Blobby.
by EzEz. January 28, 2009
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Spicy White Guy

A white man that mainly or only dates black women
Girl1:That's a cute white guy but he probably only dates white girls

Girl2: nah he's a spicy white guy
by anonymous October 10, 2020
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Dem White Boyz

Two young men from Acworth, GA, residing in BW, who drive sick whips, VW's, and get sick tricks. Everything they touch turns to Platinum Selling Records, and every word they speak is echoed by a chorus of angels. Also known as DWB.
"You hear that 'Contagious'?"
"Yeah! Dem White Boyz are so fresh"
"You know it, for real talk, DWB till I die!"
by CFM DaBeast April 15, 2009
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RICH WHITE GUY

This isn't about skin color so much as it's about the way we discriminate in these modern times:INCOME,EDUCATION,CLASS.
It's a mindset that thinks a million dollars for a one room condo is a bargain...that paying a thousand dollars for two
30 dollar bottles of vodka and a place to sit comfortably is just a good night out...that 1500 dollar an hour pussy is somehow better than 300 dollar an hour pussy...that bidding up the price on goods and services somehow puts you a cut above everyone.
Famous RICH WHITE GUY practitioners:
>P.Diddy
>Michael Douglass
>Oprah
>Brioni
>Bugatti
>Trump
by L.MARTIN January 15, 2006
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