shit thistle

An amusing welcome, or internet comment used between friends, when there is mutual respect for each others ability to be offensive. Used when sexist, racist, and all other sorts of politically incorrect language has lost all ability to shock.

Neil: Sup, Cock-Rocket?

D: Fuck off you fucking Shit thistle.

by Neil Holland October 16, 2006

phantom shits

1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.

2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck

1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."

2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."

by ~swan August 11, 2005

shit socket

Yet another term for a woman's behind.

She's got a nice looking shit socket.

by Spaif Bizmack April 20, 2005

shit flip

a skateboarding maneuver involving falling on one's ass and/or face, is generally very embarrassing. immediate side effects are bruises and cuts, long term effects include fractured egos and loss of soul points.

i ollied over that bench and then shipflipped right onto my ass

by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

couch shit

Something hidden right under you, prepared to ruin the moment in an instant upon discovery.

Steph reached for her keys that fell between the couch cushions she was sitting on only to find some couch shit.

by Dunny Deelicious March 22, 2007

country shit

Taking a massive shit, usually a slick greasy one. The shit just slides out. Content shits are also accompanied by rank farts and summer shot pains that can be controlled.

I drank so much last night it gave me the country shits!

by Chibby-Chubbs November 26, 2016

shit brazy

“Slang for ‘crazy’ used by members of the Bloods gang.”

Oh I broke my phone shit brazy

by Jeykey January 22, 2018