nut diary

a friend that you tell every time you bust a nut

Jake: hop on Xbox man!!
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.

Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.

by Caroue June 2, 2021

shlem nut

The type of politician who thinks only of themselves and will say anything (shlem) to get elected.

We need fewer shlem nuts and more straight shooters in Congress.

by still hungry November 6, 2017

Nut Trucker

Rugby League term. A player that takes the ball in, makes no post contact metres, never breaks the line , never makes a mistake but also tackles everything that moves.

He's made a solid career as a Nut Trucker

by SYL94 April 27, 2024

deez nuts

Ha!, goteem!

"hello, my name's deez."
"deez what?"
"DEEZ NUTS"

by anonymous May 28, 2022

MMMHHHH NIGGA NUTS

It means what it says

That dude was like mmmhhhh nigga nuts

by Nut-Capital November 1, 2020

BIG DAWGS BIG NUTS

HOAX AND FUSE FROM SOUNDCLOUD

Big Dawgs Big Nuts

by 69LOVER#BIGDAWGS April 2, 2022

Man's nut

A Man's urges

"My man's nut makes me horny"

by Hajime Hinuta September 27, 2017