by nyamete March 1, 2022
Get the your mommug. Ur parent / gardian who is always there for you .
Most imporantly a word british people can't spell .
It is also used a insult the common insult know as 'your mom'
Most imporantly a word british people can't spell .
It is also used a insult the common insult know as 'your mom'
by Dictonary12345xx February 20, 2020
Get the Mommug. The mom and dad -sex move- it's when you bang really hard, missionary with the lights off and then right before the guy's about to cum, you stop, flip on the lights and argue really loudly about money.
Oh yeah they were really going at it last night especially when they pulled out 'the mom and dad ' and woke everyone up!!!
by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020
Get the the mom and dadmug. 
person 1: why are we here? there's not really a sentance with "facebook mom" in it.
person 2: i agree
person 2: i agree
by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022
Get the facebook mommug. Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.
Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”
Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”
Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”
by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021
Get the Mom jokesmug. your half mom is your half sibling (sibling that isn't from both sides but from either your mom or dad) mom
by ptaylor703 January 29, 2021
Get the Half Mommug.