Something that is nonexistent
by Lil Turtle March 17, 2019

by JONOOOOO August 8, 2015

When you get dick so good that it humbles you and causes you to naturally submit to the man giving it. Dick so good that it makes tears stream down your face and you will want to cook, clean, and everything in between for the giver of the humbling dick.
Last night Justin gave me that humbling dick! I feel like a new woman. He domesticated me with his perfect cock and I love it!
by T.O.T.S. July 22, 2021

by Teh Bronx April 13, 2014

A condition caused by constantly being submerged in swamp water. Symptoms of which include itchy red swollen feet, and loose fibers within the urethra. A pre-cursor to this condition may also be seen as boots filled with muskeg.
Ex. Mom I think I got the muskeg dick.
The other day I was walking in the swamp and seemed to have contracted the muskeg dick.
The other day I was walking in the swamp and seemed to have contracted the muskeg dick.
by TheeDragoon September 24, 2013

A dick destroyer is a thot who is especially adept at fucking people until they can't walk and she is can fit a watermelon up there
by Potato64g9 January 8, 2020

When you have been putting in your time and getting terrible dick but after all of your sacrifice you end up getting the best dick you’ve ever had. Or vice versa: you’ve had so much good dick lately that you know it’s your turn to have not the greatest dick.
“OKAY GIRL, don’t worry about his small peen. You’re just building up your dick karma” “woof you’re on a roll, be careful of the dick karma”
by Melissawithallthegooddickkarma July 10, 2018
