by LlamaLamb July 6, 2020
Get the Shallow dicking mug.Kayden-dick is a medical issue that causes the human penis to bend severely to one side or another. For the genitalia to have Kayden-dick the bend must be at least a 45 degree angle if not more. Such a condition can be caused by the penis braking during sexual inter course, or accident. Vary rarely you will see Kayden-dick occur without such trauma to the member.
“Did you hear Timothy got hit in the balls by a baseball. Rumors says he has a bad case of Kayden-dick and might need surgery to fix it.”
by Cmassocks July 7, 2020
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Get the Dick catcher mug.To carry ones self in an overly horny and aggressive manor. To behave as a little piggy would, communicating by squealing and snarfing down troughs of food.
“Whats wrong with Logan? He’s being a little Piggy-Dick”
“Hey Piggy-Dick get off my lawn”
“Eww look at that naked guy squealing.. what a Piggy-Dick”
“Hey Piggy-Dick get off my lawn”
“Eww look at that naked guy squealing.. what a Piggy-Dick”
by PiggyPete October 15, 2020
Get the Piggy-Dick mug.Condition given to a member of the opposite sex who shot you down harshly when you attempted to start a conversation.
As in they would rather eat their own kind as opposed to talking to you.
As in they would rather eat their own kind as opposed to talking to you.
(Guy 1) Wow that girl is a ten I'm going to go talk to her.
(comes back to friend)
(Guy 2) What happened?
(Guy 1) Man she rolled her eyes when i asked her what her name was.
(Guy 2) Dude don't worry about it bitch on that "cannibal dick"
(comes back to friend)
(Guy 2) What happened?
(Guy 1) Man she rolled her eyes when i asked her what her name was.
(Guy 2) Dude don't worry about it bitch on that "cannibal dick"
by Jblaze123 September 8, 2012
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"You're a tree hugging, dirt worshipping dick flumper."
"I know man, I just want peace, love and a penis in my butt."
"I know man, I just want peace, love and a penis in my butt."
by MsVodkaaa December 11, 2012
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