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monkey garp

A slur for old people, usually depicting them as monkeys or less than. Some times even recognized as garp prime.
"That old dude is lame as hell man."
"Yeah he was being a real monkey garp all day."

"I hate hanging with the older side of my family, they all act like garp primes."
by mega man jay eazy January 2, 2024
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bohemian monkey slave

by NotABohemianMonkeySlave July 8, 2018
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Monkeys on an Island

It refers to a friend group that's so close or tight that they tend to or want to date people inside thier friend group regardless of their relationship status. Which could cause drama and unwanted history.
Person 1: Wanna hang out with them more?

Person 2: Nah bro they have that monkeys on an Island relationship.

Person 1: Monkeys on an Island?

Person 2: They tend to date people inside their friend group. I don't feel comfortable being apart of that.
by kavinesh February 23, 2022
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monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.
"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."
by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021
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Autistic monkey

An autistic monkey is a person who constantly makes monkey noises and is slightly autistic.
baka: “who is that person over there, they kinda look like an autistic monkey”

booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”
by george griddin July 31, 2023
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cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.
My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.
by Domazz691 September 17, 2023
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