doing an alan

On Pro Evo running down the line then cutting inside just before you reach the bi-line and passing it to a player on the penalty spot, for people with no skillz!

He's fucking doing an alan again

Yeah hes got no Killa Skillz!

by markku007 November 11, 2008

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by I am Emma in the UrBan diction July 3, 2024

Do nothing

It ain't nothing and it doesn't cost anyone who hasn't gained materially anything.

Hym "Do nothing? It's better than what I'm going to do with out it. I'm not engaging in society beyond this. I've already done more than any fuck-ass politician and it'll be a cold day in hell be for I let some useless motherfucker who did nothing more than win a popularity contest tell me that they get to sit there and let these motherfuckers steal my shit so that I have to keep working with the rest of you. You do you have to go without sex if not everyone if having it? No. Then I don't have to wait until I'm old to retire. People are being ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED because of the fact that UNLIKE ME... YOU are not a fucking AI creating genius. And buying Greenland isn't going to change that. So, FUCK YOU. Credit and compensation for my WILDLY DISPROPORTIONATE CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY. One that YOU DO NOT DESERVE because you are worthless fucking garbage. I'm too good for you. Out or death. There will be no compromise."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

that’s what you do

The answer to a question which is pretty much obvious

Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 8, 2024

Doing an Alison

Having sex

"Have you and Jonnie ever been caught doing an Alison?"
"Not yet, luckily"

by Taes Gurl November 23, 2019

Do a 'Nimble'

This relatively new phrase is specifically designed for use on an individual who has completely imploded and spannered their lives beyond any chance of rescue or redemption (either by gobbing off or doing something so retarded that the karma was inbound, and coming in hot...)

To do a 'Nimble' in public is always entertaining, and offers those who witness it the chance to see firsthand how NOT to run your life.

After losing his mind spectacularly whilst screaming down the phone at a lady, the aforementioned culprit failed to realise that his entire rant was being recorded and shortly thereafter uploaded to YouTube, which ordinarily wouldn't really be that bad, except this time a laundry list of disgruntled previous lovers were tagged in the upload...

It doesn't take a professor to realise that he had done a 'Nimble'.

OJ Simpson and Diddy also got snagged doing a 'Nimble'.

by StevePoodle June 2, 2025

DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SISTER GETS IT

a phrase said by a bitchy bird called duo in the Duolingo app

you:im not gonna do my spanish lesson today
you: gets a call
Call: Duo on the phone

Duo on the phone: DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SISTER GETS IT

by DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SIS December 15, 2023