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Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018
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Friends

Something you will never have or understand.
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Friend credit

A currency system backed by the virtues of good dudeliness rather than a physical denomination, typically used to express a reaction to the act of a good bro's motives and endeavors. Abbreviated as "fc".
Bro #1: "Dudes, I can't chill tonight. My mom's in the ER."
Bro #2: "That's whack bro. I thought we were boys. -2fc"
Bro #3: "-5 friend credits"
Bro "1: *cries silently in a corner*
by Goodbro69 December 16, 2018
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Friends

Friends are people who like each other's company and they talk to each other about their lives. There doesn't have to be a want for a relationship for two people to be friends.
"I met a guy and we've been talking! We're good friends."
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friend

A person who says that they are there for you but switches up. Someone who knows allot about you but quick to blackmail you. A person that in the long run can't be trusted.
Oh that's my "friend"
by Big_dick_willie December 29, 2018
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Fake friend

Someone who uses you for their own personal gain
Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong

A backstabber

Shares your secrets with other people

Never listens

Ignores you until they need you

Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down

Makes excuses for why they can't hang
You: "Hey do you want to hang out on the weekend"

Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time

Fake Friend: "But its true this time"
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Breanna (friend)

Truely a great friend. She will always try her best to keep a smile. She has had her fair share of problems but will keep her smile. She is beautifull in her own way. She might think that anyone likes/loves her but there will always be one person. If there is a Breanna in you're life then be happy, she's a very special person.
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