fart is that thing that just comes out of your ass sometimes out of nowhere, or on purpose. i love farting. you know when youre in class and you just got that big ass fart waiting to just shine? well, it’s always either the silent but deadly, or the loud but doesn’t stink. now, choose wisely, because either you wanna be blamed for letting it all out, OR do you want an evacuation at your school just because your ass can’t hold in a simple fart.
ben: hey man, it kinda stinks..did you..y’know, fart?
max: yeah man couldn’t hold it.
ashton: hey everyone!!! max farted!
max: yeah man couldn’t hold it.
ashton: hey everyone!!! max farted!
by i love eating poop November 1, 2021
Get the fartmug. by avabava December 18, 2024
Get the fart nuggetsmug. When you are about to nut in her ass and she farts all over your waist, the sound will resemble a fart of a wild African elephant.
by dirty shrek123 June 8, 2018
Get the the elephant fartmug. by Tommy Squeaker December 9, 2022
Get the A Three Dimensional Fartmug. by human.0 December 25, 2017
Get the fart knockingmug. A fart so toxic, it’s got all your dead ancestors big fart energy behind it and has the ability to kill the next three generations.
That toxic ancestral fart took out the next three generations of society and now it’s totally normal to marry your deformed 1/2 cousint.
by A Milli February 16, 2025
Get the ancestral fartmug. 