penis

only men have one

my penis is very massive, now go pick your ass

by b ig daddy March 10, 2023

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Penis

Something men have and its mostly private and used for sex

penis: it time to jerk off
girl: that penis feels so good

by UrbanHasBigDick March 4, 2022

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penis dipper

fuck and go

Jaquan: Mane that bitch called me a penis dipper, i swear i had to fuck and go
Homie: Bruh you funny

by Mr.BombasticTellyFantastic March 9, 2021

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Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis

A prison romance movie

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.

by queensburykid March 30, 2024

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A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.

"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

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