a penis is a phallus, a dick, a prick, a member, a tool, a cock, a wang, a knob, a chopper, a plonker, a dong, a winkle,
a joystick, a pecker, a John Thomas, a weenie, a whang, a tadger, a schlong, a pizzle, a willy or mabye even a tockley.
a joystick, a pecker, a John Thomas, a weenie, a whang, a tadger, a schlong, a pizzle, a willy or mabye even a tockley.
Person1: woah the authors penis must be huge!
Person2: Yes, i have heard his penis is bigger than an elefants.
Person1 thats one big penis.
Person2: Yes, i have heard his penis is bigger than an elefants.
Person1 thats one big penis.
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He was asleep, so I tied him up ever so quietly and gently not to wake him. I forced 4 viagra without lube ;) as far as my tools on hand would let me take them far up inside his asshole. He awoke suddenly, saying 'what the fuck are you doing you pyscho cunt' "I said 'shut the fuck up and take it like a good boy should" smacked him clean across the face with a baseball bat, not so hard as to knock him the fuck out very hard to hold back I must say but the master plan was to have that 9.5 inch PENIS hard as the the metal pole that he was next to take in his now enlarged rectum.
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