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nut-roast

When a man fucks a squirrel then eats it hot.
eg. he nut-roasted
by taketaktakefahkgf December 18, 2014
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Jelly Nuts

When a man mashes his testicles with a hammer to give them a jelly like consistencey
He has jelly nuts.
by Thankancerboi March 2, 2017
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Nut

Yo i'm finna nut!
by WonderWomenTitties July 19, 2019
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nut induced amnesia

when you nut on her forehead so hard that she forgets what she was doing and jerks you off a second time
Me: Jenny was going down on me right
Friend: yeah?
Me: I nutted so hard I gave her nut induced amnesia!
Friend: No way! did she go down on you again?
Me: Heck yeah!
by thebigboicheese June 20, 2018
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Full Nut December

The Full Nut December is a month of masturbating all days to compensate to the No Nut November.
David: Bro, did you win the No Nut November?
Frankie: No, but I will certainly win the Full Nut December !
by skurskurskur November 10, 2017
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Cuddle Nut

When you wrap your earlobe around another guys testicles and yell "Oof my scrotum tickles!"
Hey man you trynna finna cuddle nut?
by CuddleNutKing August 23, 2019
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num-nut

someone who says something stupid.

This usually refers to someone who says something stupid in a particular point of time. This does not necessarily mean they are dumb, they just said something dumb at that time which makes them a num-nut.
Person 1: Hey man, what is the date of fourth of July?
Person 2: You are joking right?
Person 1: ohhhh hahaha nevermind
Person 2: gosh, your are such a num-nut
by mollymoomoo July 24, 2018
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