Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch

“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

hate slave monkeys

i hate dominic

hate slave monkeys

by a guy who hates school A LOT June 5, 2023

winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

blunder monkey

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.

Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.

by WashYourPits June 25, 2019

Blue Monkey

Ts is a nickname that Gasely uses to describe YSW

Hey Blue Monkey

by SigmaYSW August 3, 2025

banana monkey bingo foot

Tripping mad, skippy balls!

I took 2 hits of acid and now I’m banana monkey bingo foot!

by Dewders914 January 18, 2025