Biological mother that doesn't live with her children. Sends cards/postcards for holidays and birthdays.
by McEEK January 3, 2016
Get the postcard mommug. A common response people use for annoying, small, or silly questions. The phrase "ur mom" probably came from yo mama jokes which have been around longer than many of us have been. "ur mom" is, simply put, an extraordinary creation. People who use this phrase are highly intelligent contrary to popular belief.
person 1: hey, have you seen my glasses?
person 2: no, but you know who has?
person 1: who??
person 2: ur mom
(this is the only thing i could think of even tho, i too, use this intelligent phrase daily)
person 2: no, but you know who has?
person 1: who??
person 2: ur mom
(this is the only thing i could think of even tho, i too, use this intelligent phrase daily)
by totallynotarella April 20, 2022
Get the ur mommug. The most unfunny joke in the history of the internet. It's also an insult. But literally , your mom jokes/insults fucking suck. You think that you're an absolute memelord and that you have a galaxy brain , but in reality , you're an 11 year old fuck. This is me when you say: your mom
Person 1: haha is that your mom??
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.
by creativename_ October 11, 2022
Get the your mommug. The woman who does the dumbest thing to her kid.
Also—this is the one who will most definitely NOT get mom of the year.
Also—this is the one who will most definitely NOT get mom of the year.
My kid had a broken arm for two weeks and I said “Stop Whining!”! Definitely mom of the year right here!
by Wilrn January 27, 2018
Get the mom of the yearmug. by Why_not_lol November 1, 2020
Get the Ur mommug. The most amazing law firm in the southeast. The original use of the term and has no relation to the horrible story writing of a certain individual on a certain app.
by surfsuppenguin73 April 26, 2023
Get the omg mom injury lawyersmug. A mom, typically from the 80s or 90s, who chain smokes cigarettes so much it's a part of her personality. Typically blue collar, has an attitude, and doesn't have money for what you need but will always have money for more cigs.
by unicornonthewall September 4, 2025
Get the Cig mommug.