Tea Bagging my Joke

To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.

Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!

by Darnell Jenkins II February 4, 2010

Hit in the face with a bag of nickles

a person with an unattractive face.

Did you see that ugly girl our friend was talking to? It looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickles.

by adam_420 August 1, 2007

Dingle Berry Douche Bag

A shit Faced person who doesn't know what they are talking about

That dudes a real dingle berry douche bag

by holaamigos56 March 30, 2009

can i bag you

Getting a girls number

I’m going to shoot my shot like I’m Devan Booker “can I bag you”

by Ethan is a qt May 19, 2022

Kansas City Bean Bag

A sexual surprise. As your partner starts moving towards performing a blow job quickly move up and forward, there by slapping your partner in the eyes with your testicles.

Guy1 " Did you let that hoe blow you at the party the party last night?"
Guy2" She started to but I changed my mind last second so instead I gave her the ol' Kansas City Bean Bag instead."

by Kc-Chris October 29, 2015

Where Is My Fuck Bag?

An Expression You Say When You Aren't Interested On What The Other Person Is Saying

Where Is My Fuck Bag?: It's Like You Have a Bag In Which You Keep Your Fucks (Or What Makes You Care) But You Lost It Or Forgot It Home Or Something, As A Result You Don't Care

Person 1: Talks Non Stop About Why He Don't Like His Ex
Person 2: OH WAIT! Dammit I Forgot My Fuck Bag, So I Don't Give A Fuck
Exe2:
Person 1: Mentions Why You Should Buy His Insurance
Person 2: Where's My Fuck Bag?
Person 1: Excuse Me?
Person 2: I'd Like To Give A Fuck But I Can't Find My Fuck Bag!

by Some1One July 28, 2015

T-Bag Your Grandma

A glorious song that should be viewed as the fucking bible.

Did ya listen to "T-Bag Your Grandma"? I followed its' guidance and T-bagged her.

by CorbynBigFan September 26, 2019