The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.

God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.

by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017

Salad Party

Where one uses salad items to insert in to a girl or mans hole. Examples include courgettes, radishes, cucumbers or ultimately butternut squash.

Hey Leanne fancy a salad party tonight? After all it is your birthday

by Salad party Jew boy September 7, 2013

party boss

A person who drops their maturity level from its current position to almost 0.

Kim Jong Un was a party boss.

by GinG60 August 19, 2015

Bombed that party

To bomb a party is to ruin it. Ie, calling the cops.

Me: We bombed that party!
Bob: Yeah! That's what you get for not inviting us!

by PartyBombers March 26, 2010

Muff Party

An all lesbian orgy is called a Muff Party

Becky took her girlfriend Susie to the Muff Party after a night of drinking.

by Doc TESD April 28, 2019

housecooling party

the last party you throw before moving to a new house in the same city

K-man: oh shit is that a new tattoo on your arm?
Mattie: nah it's just a temporary one from abbie's housecooling party last night
K-man: housecooling party?
Mattie: yeah I guess she's moving to a new house but not a new city so this was one last hurrah at the old place
K-man: hell yeah. you should get that tattoo fr btw

by solar powered sprig May 4, 2025

mastication party

An alternative to a masturbation party in which, instead of engaging in a self-congratulatory circle jerk, the participants descend to the level of maliciously chewing each other out.

I went to a mastication party once, on mistake. They took a horrible byte out of me. Never again!

by bitchuck December 15, 2024