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Deez nuts

1.) Hey did you see what happened to Biden?!

BIDEN DEEZ NUTS
AUDIENCE:OHHHHH

2.) Hey what’s your favorite candy?

CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH

3.) Hey did you see the CD’S I told you about?

SEE DEEZS NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
by Your mom😐 October 8, 2021
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Deez Nuts

This was a joke made in 2016/2017.This joke was to make someone laugh!
'Deez nuts,HA GOT YA!
by Deez Nuts HA November 2, 2017
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Honey nut cheerio

Something male bees do, the act of producing honey, or buying honey, fucking, and then dieing
Person1: im gonna honey nut cheerio tonight
Person2: oh god oh no
by Blight 420 July 2, 2021
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Deez nuts

Person A- Are you related to Prince Philip?
Peron B- No, why?
Person A- CAUSE YOU COFFIN ON DEEZ NUTS
by ya.boi.skinny.penis. June 16, 2021
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nut grab

When a male or female usually female graves testicles/nuts of a male and squeeze’s nuts slightly to where the male can’t

Run away or not follow the person that is doing the nut grab and once the nut grab is almost over the person adds more pressure to the nuts to the Point where the male will lay on the floor so the male can’t get up again when nut grab stops
1: my balls are sore after my mom nut grabbed in the house to get me to leave

2:if you don’t get in the car you’ll get nut gabbed
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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cunt a nut bread

Two parts cunt , 1 part nut ferment for 2 weeks unearth the bread.
Next guy, eat the cunt a nut bread at your own risk
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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Dee's Big Nuts

Deez Big Nuts is a book made by mark thunder, and is debatably the best book in the world
iTomFoolery: Story time with iTomFoolery Presents. Dee's Big Nuts
SpeedMcQueen: WHAT DUH FUCK?
by Tedstr July 11, 2025
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