Cranberry fart

A fart that gets trapped in either bedding or clothing and much later when the farter moves, the rancid ghost of last night’s dinner is unleashed having “lingered”, thusly olafactory senses are offended by the cranberry fart.

Sister: OMG! Did you just fart?
Brother: I sure did but that was 5 minutes ago.
Sister: (heaves) oh gross! You cranberry farted! Did you have to let it linger?

Brother: (smiling) no, but I love that it finally got you.

by Keeping the Auntie status October 16, 2022

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Fart Gimpson

An individual who is the epitome of a "Gimp". Derived from the cartoon character "Bart Simpson".

Jed was called "Fart Gimpson" due to his excessive gimp behaviour.

by misterbartsimpson February 3, 2025

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you not even the fart

An insightful, poetic lyric followed by a tasteful "grrah" by the philosopher Ice Spice in her new composition, Think U The Shit (Fart). It is beautifully written and sways all the masses.

John: "you not even the fart"
Terrence: "tf?"
John: "you know.. ice spice"
Shaniqua: "Ohhh that new singer"
John: "THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCH YOU NOT EVEN THE FART"
Terrence: "uh..." *strained* "grrah"

by kenshitakahashisleftbuttcheek February 17, 2024

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Fart Sniffing

The action of being in Paris (Oui Oui Baggette) and bowing down just low enough to get a crisp whiff of the succulent and juicy anal fumes!!

Person 1: wow brother, these fumes are delectable, isn’t the air just so crisp today?

Person 2: *fart sniffing* tf are you doing you bum ass fart sniffer mf

by PhartSniffa May 18, 2024

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