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Cosmic Fart

A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.
Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.

Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-
by Crack Head May 23, 2020
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Chainsaw fart

A chainsaw fart is when your ass itches so bad you can’t get to the itch with your fingers so you have those chainsaw farts and the itch goes away in a jiffy.
“Oh man, my ass was itching so bad and when I had one of them chainsaw farts, it knocked the itch right out my ass!”
by w33dhead November 2, 2022
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fart knocker

a fart knocker is a person of different color with a fart uprising into whom has it hold goes into mouth
by wontrzz November 27, 2022
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Ass fart

by Ass farter June 2, 2021
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faze fart

An small clan that consists of some of the greatest players in the world
No one knows them though.

Which should stay that way, they could change the course of history and everyone would suffer.
Meg: " have you heard of faze fart?"
Kumbaya: " Isn't it that one group of unknown legends?"
Ted: " allow me to explain "
* Ted never explained *
by dnaplayz November 14, 2023
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extreme farting

Excessively loud, long-lasting, or powerful flatulancefarts, usually over the course of several minutes.
Sometimes Hillary Clinton goes into a fit of extreme farting after eating a can of baked beans.
by Java Johhhhhhh September 4, 2016
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durry fart

A famous spider found at Gundaroo Zoo attracting tourists and biologists to his famous allure. Made famous when biologist Hayden Irivne, (an expert in athropods) gave him the nickname "durry fart" randomly. The name itself has no underlying meaning.
Person 1: "I went to Gundaroo Zoo last week."
Person 2: "Oh wow, did you see Durry Fart?"
Person 1: "Yes, his legs look longer in real life!"
by haydeno irveoni January 2, 2025
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