Cat Cuck

A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.

Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.

"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."

by Troi_Baker July 6, 2024

cat

is a kind of liquid

person1: hey, can you lift that cat
person2: oh of course
cat: i'm the strongest things >:( you can't do it
person2: i don't care
cat: lift me if you can>:)))

by blueegg December 12, 2024

Do Not The Cat

The phrase is grammatically incorrect because it’s missing a verb that would indicate what action should not be performed on the cat.

When someone is petting a cat too hard, he will be told “Do Not The Cat”

by The Goblin Slayer August 30, 2023

Cat

little individual whiskers, cute dainty paws, vicious shredding claws,

A cat is a ninja which is fluffy and cuddly but if you anger them there gna slash your lulu lemon leggings into lulu lemon pieces and mess up your house and kill your arms do clawing shit and blow up ur house, (maybe)

cats r evil man

by Mushr0omElf June 7, 2023

Cat

Asshole that hides in places even the universe would question.

Where's that fuckin cat?

by b600 January 8, 2022

cat

is wet pasta on the side of the road

look! there is a cat on the road

by polveoer November 29, 2022

marshmallow the cat

An adorable cat but be careful because he can murder a squirrel (or u) in ur sleep or when the squirrel is alive and the same(or bigger ) that him/her/other he may climb on doors scratch ur favourite jumper and become a parrot by sitting on ur shoulders and scratching ur back

Marshmallow the cat is a menace to society

by I’m jay I have Marshmallow July 25, 2024