Lil balls nick

A boy named nick who is white 6'4 and has the tiniest balls in the whole world and was fucked by 5 black guys

Hey fam what's up
Shut the fuck up lil balls nick
Why
You were fucked by 5 black guys

by Big balls Steve June 11, 2016

Big Ball Of Fuckness

Said by Snooki of the Jersey Shore. Often describing a big situation. This is a cripture on the metaphorical GTL Bible practiced by the evergrowing religon called Snookism.

Big ball of fuckness. Just a BIG ball of fuckness.

by Snookism August 29, 2010

jimmy big balls

A man named Jimmy with huge balls. Balls so big that he rides a stripped down Dyna to Texas by himself. He survives on Jagermeister and gas station pastries.

He's known to piss on electric fences and howl at the moon while shooting his gun into the night sky.

All the ladies ask "Is that Jimmy Big Balls?"

by Monkeys dad May 27, 2017

bust his balls

To give one of the guys a hard time in a joking manner

"Dude, I heard jeff took his wife to the ballet last night, you should totally go bust his balls"

Guy: "Hey princess, did you wear your best frilly dress to the ballet last night?"

Jeff: "Shut up A hole. I only went so she would put out"

by ll. Wess May 17, 2016

I love balls

i love balls. yes, its true, i love balls. i love biting them and feeling them try to break free as i tear on their skin, while their host screams in agony. yes, i love balls.

-Hello sexy, today is your birthday, what would you love to have for your birthday
-I love balls

by i love balls yes its true January 24, 2022

Blue ball nutting

When a male brings himself to the brink of orgasm while masturbating but then ruins it and doesn't cum. When done over several days (longer the better) it increases the intensity and how much he comes.

Suzy loved a good facial, but more so after her boy friend had been blue ball nutting for a week. Even better when he brought his mate around who also likes blue ball nutting for a really big messy double facial

by Pasmc January 15, 2022

dirty eight ball

The act of positioning ones self and exposing ones genitals to distract an opposing player that is engaged in shooting the eight ball in a game of bar pool.

Egan: Hey did you win that game?
Ray: Yeah, guy was going for the win so I gave him a dirty eight ball and he scratched!
Egan: Haha fuckin right!
Ray: Fuckin A, I won two bucks!

by Wheels45 July 9, 2017