Fart

The most Splendid Awesome SATISFYING thing FLOPPIN EVER! But... thats only if its you, if your homiee fam does a little toot, you fuckin outa there ASAP! You be screaming evacuate! The smells actually kind good doe

I FARTED said bobby OH NO! GOD NO screamed Alex RUN FOR UR FUCKING LIVES

by AliBoyHD123 December 4, 2019

third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.

Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

Pretty farts

‘Pretty fart’ is known as the Sibby fart. It came from a woman called Sibby who only farts pretty.

‘Omg I just heard pretty farts, that must’ve been Sibby farting’.

by Sibby.1209 October 24, 2025

Sea fart

A guy the falls in line with older ladies but still creeps and prays on the younger ones

In my early 30s I started to become a sea fart.

by Shartster mini July 25, 2019

Fart

Forced Air Rectal Transmission

Bobby entered the stall to crap, but only ended up farting.

by ScorpioSymbol July 13, 2020

FART

A SEXY DADDY LOOKING FOR SEX

omg look a fart!

by Doggie*Love April 8, 2022

Bleach Fart

Basically a modified version of bleach bowl boy. Talks too much and is annoying, rocks a bleached head which clearly doesn't suit him and looks like somebody sharted on his head.

Look at this annoying ass smug Cody Rhodes. What a bleach fart.

by GigaSaiyan April 5, 2023