MOM

My Other Man; an acronym used to discreetly refer to another relationship with a man.

Kim: Hey Cindy, are you hanging out with your boyfriend tonight?

Cindy: No, MOM wants to see me.

by Im_Ish February 20, 2025

teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime

"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"

by RorosDad February 28, 2025

Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS!

Thing that kids on YouTube add to their comment after getting a certain amount of likes

Can we appreciate just how entertaining this guy's content is?

Edit: 2 likes???? Thanks guys!!

Edit: 4 LIKES? HOLY MOLY

Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS!

by iforgormyusername March 5, 2025

Braxtons mom

Yes Braxtons mom was indeed taken and ravaged by the Almighty Colonel chubby now braxton may not want to admit this or own up to the truth but there is nothing he can do to escape this reality. Ma ma has been pounded by a god like figure. Stay mad

Braxtons mom is hawt

by kayl is fat March 13, 2025

Soccer mom

In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".

Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction

by Butch1975. March 17, 2025

Your mom

The most creative, funniest insult ever. Sure to annoy and perturb someone to the point of not even being able to keep on listening to you. Bystanders are sure to laugh at your hysterical victim. An epic pwn.

Milo: Your mom's so fat I can't e-

Hoffman: Okay, okay, I get it. Shut up, you prick!

by SqueezyPeasy March 25, 2025

mom cringe

A mom or mother figure who continuously makes uncool jokes to make her seem less cool. As in trying to use slang but ends up looking like a uncool biach.

Daughter: Bye, love you mom!
Mom: *Struggles to make a heart with middle finger and pointer finger like a gen z being a millennial
Daughter: Mom you’re so cringe
Mom: *Flips daughter off
Daughter: It doesn’t even feel offensive when you flip me off because it’s coming from you
Daughter: This is the definition of “mom cringe”

by reesiespeecies June 2, 2024