This man will abliterate your galdems pussy ygm, he’ll go to the deepest of holes and still come out pure legend, you introduce this jack into your life, you respect Jack, Jack is life.
Jack a fucking legend, I let him plunge my woman’s gash every morning before he dashes himself and his massive dong to work.
by Epex November 22, 2021
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Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"
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Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."
by death the fox September 2, 2011
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Get the Spicey Jack mug.Massive 10 inch cock. Slays the ladies jack also has an amazing personality that makes people laugh until they cry
Omg did u hear jack making Obama’s mrs cry from his 10 inch dick.
I almost pissed myself laughing at his jokes.
I almost pissed myself laughing at his jokes.
by Cummins cider November 23, 2021
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by Tammy Abraham January 10, 2024
Get the Jack Lycett mug.Jack really wants a girlfriends, and will do anything to get one. He’s got brown hair, blue-ish green eyes, and is pretty darn skinny, but might be muscular one day. He gets his heart broken A LOT, and tries many times with the same girl. He’s got a decent amount of friends. If you know a Jack, date him, he’s desperate.
Girl: “Jack asked me out the other day, but I hadn’t really thought about it.”
Other girl: “Date him! He might be very desperate!”
Other girl: “Date him! He might be very desperate!”
by TheOneLonelyJack November 17, 2019
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