Your mother times 3

If your mother is gay

You are also

Mother gay means that if your mother is gay you are also gay your mother times 3

by Your mother times 3 November 9, 2019

one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by UncleRody April 11, 2022

Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.

Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

Time Traveling

To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.

Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...

by Milk_wasa-bad_choice December 22, 2014

screen time bargaining

The amount of screen time you can only obtain by debating with your parents for long periods.

After an hour of Screen Time Bargaining, I finally convinced my parents to let me play video games for an extra hour!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

face time

On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.

Yo, stop using my wall for face time! She does not like douche bags like you!

by marc_the_legend March 10, 2008

Bungee Time

The opposite of “locked in,” in a goofy and fun mood.

When one has no responsibilities and can let loose.

“John, did you finish your homework?”
“YUPP I’m on BUNGEE TIME now!”

by PreppyPete July 13, 2024