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Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024
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Spicy Fart

After eating spicy food, you may experience slight pain after expelling gas, through the mouth or through your bum. Spicy farts may also be a sign of a stingy ring
That burrito was pretty spicy, I feel some spicy farts coming on.
by PenguinLH May 8, 2022
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crotch fart

I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!
by fartcat.com May 19, 2020
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Chocolate Frosted Fart

When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)
Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!
by Boah4 September 21, 2022
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Fart Coming

Something you yell or say when a you feel a fart or a series of farts making their way out of you butt
Danny: Do How was your day man

Bobby: Oh you know man it was good....
Buddy: Uh Oh, FART COMING

Buddy: *Lifts leg and let’s loose a huge wet fart*
Danny: Aww, come on man

Buddy: *Sighs* Feel so much better

Bobby: That was gross
by Your Dude 67 January 30, 2021
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Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.
Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."
by Maximo Flo March 6, 2024
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Bitch-Farts

When yo bitch queef when you guys are fucking
My gf had some major bitch-farts the other day
by Keisha con migo August 25, 2019
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