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Nervous Nutting

The process in which a guy becomes aroused and blows a load due to being too nervous.
Dave stared at his math test and became extremely nervous and developed the nervous nutting.
by Tjones36 July 5, 2017
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falcon nut

The act of wailing your arms like a falcon when you nut
I did a falcon nut last night with my brother
by Master.Baiter.69 February 22, 2025
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The Nut-Paradox

Every time you bust a nut, it is for one or two reasons. Most people say that it is because it feels good or for the post-but clarity, but the nut-paradox adds depth to the psychology behind masturbation. The nut paradox states that, any given individual who busts a nut does it to feel good, but there may be lingering effects of melancholy that rise up within you. A masturbatory paradox, you came here for a good time, but then after you realize and think “damn, I am alone.” You then question why you are single, look at your life’s choices, and find a multitude of answers within seconds. But you’re still sad after that nut. The paradox comes that you derive pleasure, but emotional loneliness as you realize you can’t marry your right hand (but you can put a ring on it). In conclusion, are are all horny and sad
Person 1: I just experienced the best and worst nut of my life:

Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?

Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.

Person 2: Damn….

The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.
by averagebeanenjoyer February 10, 2022
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Deez nuts

by Ice did February 23, 2022
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nut nirvana

the sensation one feels when they are so excited they feel the sensations buddhists describe as ‘nirvana’. The sensation can occur in many places near or around the genitals
I am feeling so nut nirvana today because I did good on my math quiz
by reettttttttttt May 2, 2023
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Bryson Deese Nuts

Bryson deese nuts….. he’s got the schmeats.
by Bryson’s boyfriend February 16, 2024
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Gorilla Nut

Noun

1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
"If you've ever seen a man with an exposed testicle, it's usually the gorilla nut."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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