maisy:ur mom
daisy:ur dad
maisy:the one u never had
*instant death for daisy*
useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had
daisy:ur dad
maisy:the one u never had
*instant death for daisy*
useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had
by mc crispy May 17, 2025
Get the ur mom ur dad the one u never had mug.That friend in the group of females who acts overly protective and caring. She's typically overweight and not anywhere near as attractive as her other friends. Knowing she's not going to meet a good looking guy when she goes out, the mom friend overcompensates by acting like the mother and judging her friends for their wild and fun behavior.
Karen is such a mom friend. She'll be sure to remind her friends tomorrow how crazy they were acting at the bar.
by Jay_00 June 8, 2021
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Beautiful, badass moms who stick together in this chaotic world to raise our hellions/gremlins/children.
by Meh2015 March 23, 2019
Get the village mom mug.The female paternal figure that acts as the guardian over her children and nurtures them, all at the same time watching them grow up into an adult.
person 1: your mom
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
by worshipper of Tux March 20, 2022
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Get the Carmellas mom mug.Ur mom is hot, funny, sweet, intelligent, and, well, your mom. You never want to lose her, neither will the men,😉. She is the best person to have in the world.
by Molly._._ November 1, 2019
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