Jack is just an absolute fuck boy and does so much crack it could kill an elephant… and that’s on a good day. His favourite food is Donna flaps and mouldy ham sandwich. He likes to touch his friends on a night out and if he gets lucky takes the boys back home with him.
Her : Is that Jack didn’t he suck someone off last night.
Him : yeah then he ate that girls Donna flaps.
Him : yeah then he ate that girls Donna flaps.
by Wobsfordaysinnit June 19, 2022
Get the Jackmug. One who cares about others and shows how determined on something they see and sticking with their own way and style of doing things even when when they're down in the dumps and always have a bit of pride
by Heart and soul July 3, 2024
Get the Lord jackmug. by stalinrox69 April 18, 2018
Get the jack chantrymug. I. D. Jacking – A term similar to car jacking or hi jacking meaning identification theft or purloinment of personal information from Internet activity. Monitoring web site visits, Facebook friends, Twitter hits and various other on line social networking and commercial activity for the purpose of profiling the participant for mercantile, political, or criminal exploitation is I.D. Jacking.
Example: Of all the I.D. Jackers on the Internet, Google’s’ Android system is the most flagrant. Why is it when I Google search for tractor parts, the next five days of Internet surfing are loaded with advertisements for John Deere tractors at Home Depot?
Example: When I couldn’t deactivate the “I Cloud” account on my Apple IPad, it was obvious they were I.D. Jacking
my private email accounts and on line activity for mercantile purposes.
Example: The Federal Communications Commission threatened to file an Anti Trust action against Facebook unless they would continue I.D. Jacking Mohammed Abdula and forwarding the information to their operatives.
Example: When I couldn’t deactivate the “I Cloud” account on my Apple IPad, it was obvious they were I.D. Jacking
my private email accounts and on line activity for mercantile purposes.
Example: The Federal Communications Commission threatened to file an Anti Trust action against Facebook unless they would continue I.D. Jacking Mohammed Abdula and forwarding the information to their operatives.
by Dr. Gunther Volt January 18, 2012
Get the I.D. Jackingmug. “Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”
by longschlong45 June 9, 2018
Get the Taking a Jackmug. Jack -
Most commonly associated within school shootings, (allegedly) Most commonly known with the last name Fant, you must fully aware when close to a person associated with this name. You could be in danger when within close proximity of this type of species. If this species we're to attack you with an unknown weapon (gun) you must go for the arms and put one square gram of pressure onto the bones as they will break on impact. A man with this name is not trustworthy at all as he manipulates (true) women and make each and every one of them uncomfortable.
Most commonly associated within school shootings, (allegedly) Most commonly known with the last name Fant, you must fully aware when close to a person associated with this name. You could be in danger when within close proximity of this type of species. If this species we're to attack you with an unknown weapon (gun) you must go for the arms and put one square gram of pressure onto the bones as they will break on impact. A man with this name is not trustworthy at all as he manipulates (true) women and make each and every one of them uncomfortable.
Bro did you see Jack shoot up that school on Monday? Luckily someone touched his arm which broke on impact.
by McAssSpectacular45 January 4, 2022
Get the Jackmug. A Jack moment is when you have an incredibly easy putt/hit, but because you are getting over par your pride persuades you to full force your ball into the nearest out of bounds zone in dramatic display of childish incompetence.
Person A: All my boys out here are cracked at golf.
Person B: Nah dude, Kyle is having a Jack moment cause he went over par.
Person B: Nah dude, Kyle is having a Jack moment cause he went over par.
by The Big Prophet December 13, 2020
Get the Jack Momentmug.