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Ride it like a cow girl >:)

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Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
by TheREALbIG BOY April 30, 2023
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Change of Like

When you enjoy yet neglect to like someone's facebook post, but upon extenuating boredom, you see it again and end up liking it out of some newfound lightheartedness.
Laura's picture of her poodle taking her spot in bed when she got up to go to the bathroom was cute. I ended up having a change of like and sending her blowy kisses for the next hour.
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I LIKE YOUR DRESS

You see that guy expose himself , " describe him, "I LIKE YOUR DRESS , as that SKIRT, "STOP" as that is our PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN as he is our resident SHITEATER and PISS DRINKER.

When I wear always the same STINKY DRESS as the SMELL IS DOWN WIND my COCK AND BALLS as well as MY ASS makes an appearance at times where certain people give me a compliment , " I LIKE YOUR DRESS".
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 4, 2022
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that sounds like a personal problem

Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment
Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading

Teacher: well how about you load it

Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading

Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
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When a person is running around like a butterfly whilst saying, "So cold!"
You: Your Fly Like A Butterfly In The Sky!
You: ????
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