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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is like Pornhub but without the imagery and with text instead with the Twitter like feeling for some reason
Urban Dictionary is so inappropriate I can't believe I was looking at it when I was only 11 in 2021 and didn't learn any sex jokes
by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023
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John:"bro, ima add cod lobby into urban dictionary"
Steve: "Okay."
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Urban

1. In, relating to, or characteristic of a town or city

2. A word that cannot be used to describe dictionaries
Mike: I got this new dictionary. It’s so urban.
Sam: are you okay?
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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(urban) Dictionary

When people attempt to use Urban Dictionary like a proper dictionary, giving words actual meanings that would make sense in a proper dictionary
Guy 1: Hey, I just looked up the (urban) Dictionary definition for Kanji, it surprisingly makes a lot of sense.

Guy 2: Why did they go to Urban Dictionary for that, there are actual dictionaries meant for that kind of thing.
by Earl is a fun name November 15, 2023
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yo did you see the erect penis page on urban dictionary?

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i have trauma off urban dictionary because of that
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Urban

Originally closer to urbane. The misunderstanding of the ebony of pure floating black wood, and the painful beauty of the ivory--of that death must come to visit upon the vistage of a pale complexion (for how else does natural man exist? Surely not without iron, L-carnitine, dietary cholesterol, saturated animal fats, complex anabolic slow digesting sugar, et cetera). For we all must come to bare that said true notion of mortality (even within the existent nature of something more)--we all die. Anyways, this misunderstanding seems to rob the urbane citizen of his cockles. Or it's cockles--as is the style of the time (see ala mode, not ala carte).

So what does urban mean? A sophistication that requires of the possessor a glad absence of Politic in the Grooming of the Self. (See: metrosexual for males, femininity for women)
I met this street smart urban kid with painted nails, and tiny gauge holes in his ears. When I asked him about the body politic he responded with a cool relaxed "naw, I just don't think you'd get it man." Feeling complimented at being given the designation of male--I just kinda went with his version and got out of the ghetto before sundown.
by BestEgo November 17, 2023
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Urban dictionary

Literally a dictionary but also Wattpad in a sense
“I got hard bc of urban dictionary last nite”
Dude wtf
by adhdaxolotl December 19, 2023
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