Fake Friend

When a friend invites you to play golf and you change your whole week around to be able to play golf with him and then he calls you to un-invite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a Fake Friend

by brameisfake October 2, 2023

Crusty Friend

A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.

“Is Emma coming to your birthday dinner?”

“I wouldn’t bet on it, she’s a crusty friend.”

by notshelbae October 5, 2023

Funeral For a Friend

When ya home gets married

Ayo you goin to Todd's Funeral? Nah homie, that's a funeral for a friend. I'ma stay home and play SKYRIM.

by SkinnyJoint October 7, 2023

A friend for life

Eline

"What do you call someone you can talk to about anything, who has a great attitude and view on life, and someone who is just as fun to be around til hverdags og til fest, like a friend for life?", "Eline", "ah, of course, thanks!"

by Marikkens July 2, 2023

BRO-FRIEND

For people who start dating their male sibling whether brother or step brother etc

How's things going with you and your Bro-friend?

by Wave Red1 July 3, 2023

Dependable Black Friend

A 1990s and 2000s movie trope. A diversity token to attract black audiences. Usually the black BFF is unknown to the general audience, but is an A-Lister in the black film scene. They, be it he or a she, offer gems of wisdom with a little urban or southern flair, and sometimes they can even save the day.

I wonder what that black actress from The Unborn is doing right now, she was so hot! But also, a great example of a dependable black friend.

Oh, you mean Meagan Good? I think she's married now..

by Oddkidd1 July 4, 2023

pimple friend

A friend you wanna get rid of but you can't because she is clingy

Jennette:stacy is so annoying she is my pimple friend
Beth:omg I hate her too
Stacy:oh...

by TurtleNector July 7, 2023